Interesting Mating Rituals in the Animal Kingdom

Banana Slugs...

...have a penis the same size as their body which means they need a female the same size as their penis. And what happens if that lil ole weener don't fit? The female gnaws the end off. Nice.

Anglerfish...

....lazy ass sea leeches, as soon as they are done with the party lifestyle their digestive systems shut down which means they can no longer feed themselves. A lightbulb goes 'ting!'and they head off to find the nearest daft female. They then bite said female, releasing an enzyme that bonds their flesh together..FOREVER!! He then proceeds to shoot a dose of love stuff to keep the females eggo everlastingly preggo.

Men...

...are known to latch on to nearest female with a protruding chest and feathered plumes. As soon as plumes are plucked males senses edorphin rush releasing themselves from female, allowing them to move on to next bird with head turned.


Pandora Bellamy signing off.

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