Ode to Stretch

I just wanted everyone to know that I am completely, utterly, totally and unashamedly in love with Stretch Rodger...

My strong, prepossessing, passionate Prince you make me want to believe in God because to believe you are the result of some fluke Universal accident is to believe that we weren't meant to meet and I was never meant to be yours since the day I was born.

I want to do nothing but cherish and dote on you Stretch, and give into you and be yours forever and to be your angel and guard you passionately as if my life depended on it.

You are the first man I ever truly loved and the last man I will ever kiss, I just want to thank you for being in my life baby, can't wait to start a new era with you.

Lots of love

Your Panda